North Pole News

All the News that's fit to print, and maybe some that's not... brought to you by the hard working reporter Elves of  the North Pole News, the only newspaper of the North Pole.

March 16, 2017

The opening ceremony of the 2017 Reindeer and Elf Spring Games took place on the evening of Wednesday 15 March 2017 in Spruce Tree valley, just west of Santa's Village at the north pole, starting at 19:00 NPT (14:37 UTC).  As mandated by the North Pole Charter, the proceedings combined the formal ceremonial opening of this fabulous sporting event (including welcoming speeches, hoisting of the flags and the parade of athletes,...

February 25, 2017

 The north pole is happy to announce the engagement of Clerista Snow Elf, and Jimmy Lincoln-Log Elf.   The joyous couple announced their engagement yesterday, after Jimmy asked Clerista if she would marry him at the malt shop on Candy Cane Lane. 

"Mr. Lincoln-Log and Miss Snow have been dating for a couple of years." said Elwood Jingleberg, the couples' supervisor at the Child Observation Unit of the Naughty/Nic...

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